About Us: Meet the creators of Gutter Games

So this is us: Allen and William, one is an Ottawa boy and the other an import from South Africa. We'll leave it up to you to decide which. Also notice the missing shoulder patches. That was on purpose, just so you know. The reason will become apparent the more you read.

The idea of Gutter Games came to us during the Derecho storm of 2022. With no electricity and nothing better to do, we were forced to entertain ourselves and what better way than to come up with some ridiculous games, such as "Mitt Madness", "Ghetto Gus" and "Bad Mitten". To paraphrase Mark Cuban (a bad paraphrasing, but you'll get the gist of it): you can have many ideas, but just one needs to stick.

Well, the two of us were invited to a fund raiser but neither really wanted to go. To make it a bit easier on ourselves, we decided to have a "special" smoke before heading out. (You can probably guess what happened next) While standing outside having a puff, we were mesmerized by the standing ashtray which reminded us of a person bending over, and us pushing the cigarette butts into their butt hole. The result of this childish giggling and idiocy resulted in our version of "Butt Hole", the ashtray available to purchase in our store!

Oh yeah, we almost forgot to talk about the missing shoulder patches! We are rather fond of our "special" smoke sessions. While sitting out on the patio one weekend, Allen's muse showed up wearing a shoulder-less blouse. Of course this made us feel left out. We also wanted to be cool! So we grabbed some scissors and some old t-shirts and went to town. With a bit of luck, we may just end up listing those in the store in the very near future!

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